Sunday, August 19, 2018

What Was So Super About Tuesday



TODAY WAS SUPER TUESDAY, THE DAY
DURING AN ELECTION YEAR ON WHICH. SEVERAL STATES HOLD PRIMARY
ELECTIONS. AND DEPENDING ON THE RESULTS OF
SUPER TUESDAY, TOMORROW COULD BE. PANIC WEDNESDAY BECAUSE, LET'S
BE HONEST, THIS SUPER TUESDAY.

COULD BE THE DAY THAT TRUMP
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BECOMES. OFFICIALLY NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. (LAUGHTER)
WHY DO AMERICANS CALL THIS DAY. "SUPER TUESDAY?"
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD.

"SUPER" MEANS? CALLING THE PRIMARY ELECTIONS
"SUPER" IS LIKE CALLING BROCCOLI. A "GUILTY PLEASURE." (LAUGHTER)
TRUMP'S CHANCES OF GETTING THE. NOMINATION ARE LOOKING VERY
GOOD. HE'S EARNED SO MANY
ENDORSEMENTS.

MOST RECENTLY, AT A RALLY IN
GEORGIA YESTERDAY, TRUMP WAS. ENDORSED BY THE C.E.O. OF NASCAR
AND SEVERAL PROMINENT NASCAR. DRIVERS.

WITH THE NASCAR ENDORSEMENT,
DONALD TRUMP HAS LOCKED UP THE. COVETED "GUY YOU WISH YOUR
SISTER WOULD BREAK UP WITH" VOTE. (LAUGHTER)
PEOPLE WERE REALLY APPLAUDING. WHEN THESE NASCAR DRIVERS JOINED
THE STAGE AT THE TRUMP RALLY.

AND THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO
APPLAUD WHEN THREE OF YOUR. FINGERS WERE BLOWN OFF BY A
FIRECRACKER? (LAUGHTER)
IT'S NOT NICE! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BUT THE C.E.O. OF NASCAR, BRIAN.

FRANCE, SPOKE SAYING THAT "TRUMP
IS A FAMILY MAN." AND IT'S TRUE. JUST ASK ANY OF TRUMP'S THREE
WIVES. (LAUGHTER)
THAT'S HOW MUCH HE LOVES. FAMILIES.

HE MADE THREE OF THEM! TO BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW WHY
THIS IS EVEN NEWS. DONALD TRUMP BEING ENDORSED BY
NASCAR IS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS. BEING ENDORSED BY A VEGAN COFFEE
SHOP. (LAUGHTER)
BUT THE BIG NEWS ABOUT TRUMP THE.

LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAS BEEN
OUTRAGE AFTER TRUMP'S INITIAL. REFUSAL TO DISAVOW THE KU KLUX
KLAN AFTER THEY ENDORSED HIM. NOW, IN HIS DEFENSE, TRUMP DID
EVENTUALLY SAY HE WAS AGAINST. THE K.K.K., AND HE DID THAT
AFTER TAKING ONLY 48 HOURS TO.

THINK ABOUT IT. (LAUGHTER)
HE JUST NEEDED TO SLEEP ON IT. TWICE. TRUMP HAS GOTTEN OUT IN FRONT OF
THESE RACISM ALLEGATIONS.

IN FACT, JUST THIS MORNING, HE
RENOUNCED SUPPORT OF ALL WHITE. SUPREMACISTS AND THEN DECLARED,
"THERE'S NOBODY THAT'S DONE SO. MUCH FOR EQUALITY AS I HAVE,"
POINTING TO HIS MAR-A-LAGO CLUB. IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA AS AN
EXAMPLE.

TRUMP'S MAR-A-LAGO RESORT IS
OPEN TO PEOPLE OF ANY RACE, COLOR, OR CREED...WHO CAN AFFORD
THE NON-REFUNDABLE $100,000 APPLICATION FEE. THAT'S RIGHT. TRUMP'S BEST ARGUMENT FOR BEING
PRO-EQUALITY IS THAT HE BUILT A. COUNTRY CLUB THAT DOESN'T BAN
MINORITIES.

NOTHING REPRESENTS THE MELTING
POT OF AMERICA LIKE A GOLF CLUB. IN FLORIDA. THE SITUATION WITH DONALD TRUMP
HAS GOTTEN SO CRAZY THAT TED. CRUZ HAS BECOME THE VOICE OF
REASON.

CRUZ RECENTLY WENT ON A
CONSERVATIVE RADIO SHOW WHERE HE. OFFERED TRUMP A LITTLE ADVICE. >> YOU KNOW, I'VE JOKED THERE
ARE NOT MANY IRON RULES IN. POLITICS, BUT ONE THAT YOU CAN
COUNT ON 100% OF THE TIME IS THE.

KLAN ALWAYS BAD, NAZIS ALWAYS
BAD. YOU WILL NEVER GO WRONG WITH
THAT RULE. EITHER THE KLAN OR NAZIS, BAD,
BAD, BAD... (APPLAUSE)
>> James: TED CRUZ HAS THE.

MORAL HIGH GROUND HERE. TED CRUZ WAS ENDORSED BY THE GUY
FROM DUCK DYNASTY. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE DUCK
DYNASTY GUY AND THE K.K.K. IS.

THAT ONE OF THEM HAS A TV SHOW. BUT AFTER HIS LOSSES ON SUPER
TUESDAY, TED CRUZ IS HAVING A. TOUGH NIGHT. TED, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR
CHANCES OF BECOMING PRESIDENT.

NOW? >> BAD, BAD, BAD....

What Was So Super About Tuesday

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